1. It's better to have lobster than to get crabs....
2. "Tickle fetish torture" is in fact a form of pornography...

So that's what i've learned today. I love college, and i love life. Things couldn't be any better than they have been today. If i had my way, i'd run all over the place rubbing my happiness all over everyone. And they'd LIKE IT. No... they'd love it. I love it... an i'm considering rubbing it all over myself... but I hate to think what the teacher would think...

Oh yes... Good day.

I'm so bored... I've listened to every techno song known to creation... I've drawn people, and things, I've had my Rob time, and now i'm so bored it's getting homicidal. Curses....

I look around, no stars, no lights
Ink black clouds in a colorless sky

No moonbeams filter through the trees
I close my eyes, fall to my knees

Cold hard rocks on the cold hard ground
No trace of warmness to be found

My only thoughts are those of pain
As thunder warns of coming rain

Surrendering unto my fears
As raindrops join my falling tears

The cries that I hear are my own
I'm not meant to die alone

Hearbeats slowing as my spirit soars
No one cares and no one grieves

Through the void I hear you scream
Surely not must be a dream

But toward me comes the faintest glow
A light like none I've ever known

My love you've come? It must be fate
I only hope it's not too late

Kneeling beside me in the mud
"Oh..." You whisper... "So much blood"

Eyelids flutter as my strength wanes
Life force seeping from my veins

You press your heart up close to mine
For just a moment stopping time

Each place you touch there forms a seal
As all my wounds begin to heal

Cradeling me softly in your arms
I'm held out of reach from harm

And then a kiss, warm and long
From my prince, my knight so strong

At last together, our spirits soar
I am, my love, forever yours....

There are so many cool people on DA!!! I've been exploring (it's quite easy to become lost in this place...it's like a tangled mass of links and web connections which can only lead to a parallel universe if you ask me) and they've always got something completely hilarious and day brightening to say..... examples ensue....

Buckle up... it makes it harder for the aliens to suck you out of your car


"You know, you do an awful lot of winking in your posts...do you think it makes you sound smart, or do you have something in your eye?" -

A boss is like a diaper: it's all over your ass and full of shit.


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Kurt: "Did you know that when you masturbate God kills a kitten?"
Me: "Well then, I'm a euthanasia clinic!!"
Kurt: "YOU HORRIBLE PERSON!

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